completely crazy in Elko Hotel

BIG IDEA. cook in toaster oven in Elko, Nevada hotel, blog it, write recipes...1 and 2. filled cupboard for first night's pizza and chocolate sables 3. going great. happy yeast in hotel paper cup 4. plug in toaster oven. smokes like crazy, fan smoke out window, blast air conditioner, notice ceiling smoke alarms and multiple sprinkler heads. unplug toaster oven. notice imprint on toaster oven door...IF CONTENT IGNITES... 5. Switch to Plan B-microwave cooking 6. microwave melts plastic dish to pizza dough. conglomeration thrown out hotel window to avoid harmful fume inhalation 7. second try on hotel china. tasty topping-tooth crackin' dough 8. tonite's menu: feta and parmesan topped tomato-zucchini-onion-corn plato spiced with jalepeno, cilantro and lime 9. morning view outside hotel window. lookin' kinda good