crackpot meets crockpot

PLAN C: buy crockpot from kmart. no smoke, no smell 1. ready to roll, so meatballs it is, smothered in onions, peppers, zucchini and tomato sauce 2. beef, egg, parmesan, cilantro 3. add stale trip bread soaked in milk. mix and shape your balls. plop into sauce, cover with veggies and cook for 4-5 hours 4. hotel love affair with microwave-cooked bacon
menu: meatballs subs with melted(not really????more like slumped?) string cheese and veggie topping, spinach salad with tomato, avocado, some very handsome bacon, olive oil and squeeze of lemon